I Find the British Monarchy to be Positively SCANDALOUS, Don't You?

A rich history filled with infidelity, murder, thieving, slaveholding, and poor table manners. Nevermind about the infamous inbreeding. Ewww. A scandalous lot--all of them! I don't give a fig how photogenic these people are--SCANDALOUS! And the snobbery. Jesus, Mary and Joseph--the snobbery!